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18 Rejected Monologue Jokes from 2 Weeks Ago by Samuel Priest

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Samuel Priest is currently a contributor to the Whiskey Journal Live show, a live talk show happening every Wednesday in May at Fizz Bar.  You can see more details for this live event at https://www.facebook.com/events/507237812672274/ or purchase tickets athttp://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/382981.

These are 18 rejected monologue jokes from the first two weeks of shows.  They were rejected for being “too funny.

-The General Mills Cereal Division breathed a heavy and public sigh of relief when it was revealed last week that the two boston bombers were of Chetnyan descent, and not originating from the briefly reported Honey Nut Chex-Nia.

-A Florida man this week eluded the police by pretending to be asleep and then running off, he was later found hiding on a neighbor’s porch wearing only his underwear.  Did I say man?  I meant “Opossum Who Wears Underwear”

-Making National News headlines this week, France became the 14th country to legalize gay marriage.  When reached for comment, Jerry Lewis said a lot of derogatory things about women.  Just… a lot, you guys.  A whole lot of… disparaging remarks.

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