Writings

Oh hey, here are some things I’ve written:

Essays

No I’m Not a Scientist but I know a Mermaid when I see one and I was definitely having sex with a Mermaid

Regarding the Recent Office Pranks

Sir, I think We’ve been having a Humorous Misunderstanding based on the words Gyro and Euro

A Letter to my Landlords Re: the Broken Bathroom Sink

Owl Reviews

An Owl Reviews the Hot Tub at his Local Fitness Center

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/07/15/an-owl-reviews-a-local-pizza-wine-bar/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/08/29/an-owl-reviews-delivery-pizza-from-dominos/

Monologue Jokes

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/06/05/19-rejected-monologue-jokes-from-2-weeks-ago-by-samuel-priest/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/05/16/24-rejected-monologue-jokes-from-the-past-2-weeks-by-samuel-priest/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/05/07/18-rejected-monologue-jokes-from-2-weeks-ago-by-samuel-priest/

 

Sketches

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/07/28/dickghost-a-sketch-by-samuel-priest/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/12/05/sex-store-black-out-by-samuel-priest/

Editorials

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/06/12/talking-to-fozzie-bear-about-rape-jokes-rape-culture/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/06/12/fozzie-bear-has-on-stage-meltdown-2006-buzzington-post/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/08/26/a-dumb-white-guy-defends-miley-cyruss-vma-performance-as-fine/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/06/04/sasquatch-spotted-in-old-town-chicago/

http://abominableindustries.com/2013/05/09/youre-mad-that-our-founding-fathers-may-have-been-cannibals-fuck-you/

 

 

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